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Don't think Ivanka Trump is Heartless

 DN has just learned that Ivanka Trump is sending sewing machines & patterns for her new "Stepford Wines" line to the children housed in ICE detention center around the country.

 The new Stepford Wives line of apparel is aimed a the 55% of white women voters that supported the election of Donald Trump (her father). A spokesman for the Trump line said "We feel this is an untapped demographic that Ivanka should have an inside connection with"

 As a bonus for the separated migrant children Ms Trump will kick in an extra 50% on top of the .10 per hour the children already get for detention labor. This is to be paid in script that the children can use at the detention center commissary.